Monday, December 5, 2011

Man Tips

Over the years I have learned (and forgotten) many of the unwritten rules of being a man. These bits of knowledge come from our elders, life experiences, and random places we never expect. As bizarre as it may seem I learned four important lessons from TV, 'Home Improvement' being the specific source. So learn from my knowledge which originally came from the writters at ABC.

1. Never take a tool out of another mans' hand - it doesn't matter if he can do the job or not, he will get angry and there is a great chance said tool will end up sending you to the emergency room.

2. Always label the fuse box in ink - pencil fades but the damage from electrical currents pulsing through your body stays with you.

3. Never touch another mans' grill - this has been true since the caveman first used fire to grill his meat. Don't touch someone else's fire or you will get burned.

4. Potatoes + Broken Lightbulbs = success - when you have a broken light bulb that you can't get out, first UNPLUG THE LAMP. Then cut a potato in half, stick it into the broken bulb, twist, and you have a lamp ready for a new bulb.

Pass on those man tips, you never know who will need them.  

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