My Replacement

My son walked up to me casually the other day and the following interesting conversation ensued

Colton - "Dad are you a cyborg?"
Me - "What?"
Colton - "Dad are you a cyborg?"
Me - "Whyyyy?"
Colton - "Um, I just, what?"
Me - "I am not a cyborg, I am your Dad. Who are you?'
Colton - "I am Colton...right?'
Me - "Yup"

I am not only a cyborg, I am a cyborg ninja.